I was talking to this girl once when we were discussing relationships. I asked her why she was single and she said what all girls say, “I am picky”.
 
I responded, “You will be picky until you are desperate”.
 
She snapped back, “I am not desperate”.
 
I repeated, “You will be picky until you are desperate”.
 
She paused and only said, “Oh”.
 
Then she caught herself and tried to save face, “I will never be desperate, look at this” as she sat up and displayed her body.
 
I replied with nothing but an “Oh”.
 
I think I ruined her day.