• I paid for the dinners
 
• I paid for the drinks
 
• I bought the flowers
 
• I bought the candies
 
• I bought the jewelry
 
• I paid for the entertainment
 
• I paid for the trips
 
I have done it all, and the recipients of the above still declared it was not enough. It is never enough. It does not work. That is why I do not do it anymore.
 
If you think I am cheap, let me tell you about a great dinner I had with my friend Gilbert Wong. Our bill was $219.93. He even guessed the amount of the bill before it arrived. He was only 7 cents off. We split the bill and enjoyed the entire evening.
 
Thanx Gil.
 
No more paying for cunts making their foodie calls.