Seek me out.
Impress me.
Make me laugh.
Entertain me.
Sweep me off my feet better than the hundreds of men who failed before you.
Pursue me even when I tell you to leave me alone.
Buy me fancy gifts.
Buy me nice jewelry.
Take me to lavish restaurants and pay for my company.
Buy fine wine.
Drive me in an expensive car.
Pay me attention.
Pay me compliments.
If you serve my needs well enough, I might let you financially obligate yourself to me by marrying me.
But first…
I want a nice engagement ring and a party.
I want a big wedding with a huge wedding ring and a white dress.
Once that is done, you are now obligated to give me everything I want, need, and desire because I am entitled to it.
Feed me.
Clothe me.
Make me happy.
Make me feel good about myself.
Make me feel beautiful and sexy.
Love me.
Cherish me.
I will test you soon and you better pass my unscientific tests.
If we have kids and I feel like leaving you for any reason, I will have the state to back me up.
They will help me take your children, your money, and your home away from you.
Do it now because I am worth it.
