What I love about being a man:
1. Your best friend calls you the worst names under the sun and you can call him the worst piece of shit on this earth.
2. Even your worst enemy will not strike you when you are sleeping, eating or with your family.
3. Even your worst mistake is eventually forgiven.
4. Every once in a while, the other guy in your crew offers to take one for the team.
And for those of you that agree, here is an example of #1:
Go Fuck Yourself. ..!., you Cocksucker Mother Fuckers and Pieces of Garbage