I’ve been single now for 17 years and I have saved a ton of money in that time, I suddenly have the urge to find me a single mom with 2 or 3 kids (preferably from more than one father) and blow my life savings on their school, activities, clothes, toys and vacations. Hell I just want to buy another man’s child their first car. I want to be their father without the permission of the man that inseminated her. Oh, he can send money but I’ll be glad to see him every other weekend while my new girlfriend sneaks her way into my phone and erase pictures of girls that I save. It wont matter if the picture is of my cousin in a beauty pageant, she will delete them. I get to see her ex live and the spawn of his sperm every day.