• I paid for the dinners
• I paid for the drinks
• I bought the flowers
• I bought the candies
• I bought the jewelry
• I paid for the entertainment
• I paid for the trips
I’ve done it all and the recipients of the above declared that it wasn’t enough. It’s never enough. It doesn’t work. That’s why I don’t do it anymore.
If you think I’m cheap, I had a great fun dinner with my friend Gilbert Wong. Our bill was $219.93. He even guessed the amount of the bill before it arrived. He was only 7¢ off. Great time we had. We split the bill and enjoyed the whole evening.
Thanx Gil.
No more paying for cunts making their foodie calls.