If your girl wakes up early on a weekend, gives you a BJ before she leaves for “yoga class”, she is not going to yoga, she is meeting another man.
 
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Are you really so arrogant that you think men are here to serve your every whim without you lifting a finger in return?
 
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Breaking up creates a wave of attention for her.
 
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Her : My kids and I are a package deal. 
 
TheXYGhost : Give that package to someone that cares.

I’m not afraid of a woman. I’m afraid of 10,000 simps and a society that is willing to take action on a one sided false accusation.
 
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Are you so arrogant that you really believe that men are put on this earth to serve your every need without any reciprocation on your part?
 
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No matter how good her married life is, she will find a reason to complain.
 
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Her : My kids and I are a package deal. 
 
TheXYGhost : Return to sender.

Your biological clock is ticking and you want me to rush out and buy you a ring? Buy me a Corvette.
 
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If you look down on your man for being “weak” at home, where the hell is he supposed to drop his guard? Does he have to defend himself against you, too?
 
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Her : Why is it so hard for a man to understand a hint?
 
TheXYGhost : Why do you feel the need to speak in riddles?

Her : My kids and I are a package deal. 
 
TheXYGhost : My intolerance and I are a package deal as well.

Within days, a woman will know every single one of your faults.
 
Within her lifetime, she will never see any of her own.
 
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You’re always hunting for a bargain, yet when a man offers to pay half your damn expenses, you kick him to the curb and call him a loser. Who’s the real loser here?
 
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She left her son’s father and moved to another country. She was so angry when her son’s wife did the same.
 
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Her : My kids and I are a package deal. 
 
TheXYGhost : I’ll pass.

Women use dating apps to get free meals (Foodie Calls) and get men to perform home repairs.
 
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You keep sleeping with alcoholics and drug addicts, yet you’re still shocked that Prince Charming hasn’t shown up?
 
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She wants a man to protect her and co-sign her bad behavior.
 
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Her : My kids and I are a package deal. 
 
TheXYGhost : How good was the deal for them and their fathers?

Her: You don’t think I’m worth a dinner?
 
TheXYGhost : You are definitely worth a dinner, and nothing more.

You claim you don’t cook or clean. How the hell do you even eat, let alone live in those conditions? I can already guess what it’s like.
 
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Dude, why are you paying all of her bills?
 
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Her : My kids and I are a package deal. 
 
TheXYGhost : A package deal for some sucker.

You want me to get down on one knee, present you with an expensive ring, and beg to be your personal slave-provider?
 
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