Let’s count the people involved when you’re in a relationship with a woman:
1. Her parents. They constantly tell you you’re not doing enough to keep their “precious angel” happy. Makes you wonder, was she really so depressed before you met her? Meanwhile, you remember how nasty she was in bed last night. Where did she learn those moves? She’s no angel.
2. Her big fat ugly friend. So ugly inside and out, you wonder what attraction she has to your girl. She sticks to your girl like glue because she uses her like fishermen use chum, to attract men. You’re in her way. She wants you gone.
3. Her other friend with a boyfriend. She’s already decided you’re an upgrade from her own man, who’s just a placeholder. Along with friend #2, she’ll lie and manipulate your girl, convincing her you cheated. When you find your car keyed and filled with dog shit, you’ll know it’s your girl getting revenge for things you never did. What you won’t know is how these two started the whole mess. This friend might come to your aid but will never admit her role in the chaos.
4. Some of your guy friends. Not men. They’ll compliment your girl, telling you how lucky you are to have her, when it’s actually the other way around. Cut loose any guy who flirts with your girl.
As for me, I don’t play the love game. Too many bosses and haters invited into my life. I work for no one and I’m not responsible for another full grown person’s happiness.
