What She Really Wants

She does not want to be a girlfriend
She does not want to be a fiancé
She does not want to be a wife
She does not want to be a mother
She wants to be a bride
 
She does not want to be married
She only wants a wedding
 
She does not want a boyfriend
She does not want a man
She does not want a husband
She does not want a father to her kids
She only wants a provider
 
She does not want a man to love her
She wants a never-ending stream of men to praise and compliment her while giving her endless attention and a endless flow of men pursuing her.
 
She does not want to have a family
 
She does not even want to have kids
 
She does not want to even work
 
She only wants multiple streams of income in the form of child support from multiple providers while being the center of attention in family court as a judge with higher status than the men she chose gets dominated and controlled to her delight and benefit.
 
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I wrote the above and sent it out to several of my male friends. They all laughed and some even replied that they knew a few women that falls into this line of thought.
 
Then I started to send this out to a few of my female friends. They all responded with, “Not ALL girls are like that.”
 
One woman, that was married for 40 years with grandkids took it upon herself to call me in order to berate me and correct my evil and misogynist ways.
 
She called and the first words out of her mouth was, “Not ALL girls are like that”.
 
I replied with, “I was not writing about ALL women, I started all lines with ‘She’ not ‘All women’.
 
Noticing her mistake, she paused for a while and said, “But you made it seem like all women want that.”
 
I corrected her immediately with, “I did not make it seem that all women were like that. I wrote that about one girl. I did not make it seem like anything, it was you that manipulated and misinterpreted in a way that demonized me and victimized ALL women. I’m not responsible for how you interpret my writings. You are mad at me for your own thoughts based on how you see the world. I did not make you mad, you got angry on your own.”
 
She immediately said, “You could have written that in a better way.”
 
I asked her, “How could I write that in a better way? Please tell me. I am willing to hear you to correct my evil ways and write something that you think is better. Please give me some pointers on how to become a better writer.”
 
She simply said, “You just could have written it better.”
 
I countered with, “How could I have written this better? I don’t know a better way to write what I have just wrote. I need some clue on how to better my writing.
 
With that she just hung up the phone, but before she did, she uttered her final judgment by saying, “You hate ALL women.”

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