I love you.
I don’t love you.
I don’t love you anymore.
I hate you.
I have a boyfriend.
I don’t have a boyfriend.
I’m married.
I’m single.
I’m pregnant.
I’m not pregnant.
I miss you.
You are the father.
I would never do that.
I’m a virgin.
I didn’t know.
I’m not like other girls.
I’m not looking for anything serious.
I’m looking for something serious.
I’ve never done this before.
He’s just a friend.
We’re just talking.
I didn’t sleep with him.
It just happened.
We were on a break.
It’s not what you think.
You’re the only one.
I would never hurt you.
I was going to tell you.
I need time to find myself.
It’s not you, it’s me.
I’m not using you.
I’m over my ex.
I’ve changed.
I’m not a gold digger.
I don’t care about money.
I just want honesty.
I’m not looking for attention.
I’m not playing games.
I would never lie to you.
I’m not that kind of girl.
These are not random phrases. This is the female lie machine in full operation. Women use these lines like tools in a toolbox, pulling out whichever one fits the moment to control the situation. To gain sympathy. To deflect responsibility. To manipulate your perception of reality.
They know exactly what they’re saying. Every “I didn’t know” is a calculated dodge. Every “he’s just a friend” is a setup. Every “I’m not like other girls” is a trap. The lies aren’t designed to make sense. They’re designed to buy her time, to confuse you, to keep you guessing while she does what she wants.
This is why you never take a woman’s words at face value. You judge her by her actions, not by the noise she makes with her mouth. Every man has been fed this script. The question is whether you’ll be stupid enough to believe it again.
The Female Lie Machine only works when you’re dumb enough to listen.
