TheXYGhost: Do you think the size of the gift determines how much someone loves you?
Girl: Yes, it does!
TheXYGhost: Good. I’m going to Hawaii for three weeks, and I’m taking the girl who loves me the most. You’ve got a head start because I’m telling you first.
Girl: That’s not fair!
TheXYGhost: Life isn’t fair. Show your love. You’ve got until the end of the month.
