My Perfect Date

TheXYGhost: Hey, do you want to join me for dinner?
 
Her: You mean like a date?
 
TheXYGhost: If you want to call it that, I guess so.
 
Her: That would be nice. Where are we going?
 
TheXYGhost: Burger King.
 
Her: Burger King? That’s the cheapest date that anyone has ever offered me.
 
TheXYGhost: Have you been on many dates that were more costly?
 
Her: Hell yeah. More than you can imagine.
 
TheXYGhost: Are any of those guys still with you now?
 
Her: You hate women!

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