TheXYGhost - The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
If a woman wants a man that will protect her with his life, she better show him what he would be fighting for. She should pay for the first date, because no woman would ever risk her life to protect a man.
TheXYGhost
If she trying to convince you of finding a companion, she’s hinting that you find her.
TheXYGhost
I dare anyone to find a woman who will admit she’s the reason her relationship ended. You won’t, because they’ll all blame everyone but themselves.
TheXYGhost
Feminists are very confused; They want to be more masculine, instruct guys to be feminine and they wonder where all the good masculine men gone. Real men don’t like masculine women, that’s for sure.
TheXYGhost
She surprised him on their second date by bringing her four kids, whom she had never mentioned before.
TheXYGhost
She rather be pursued than being a wife.
TheXYGhost
Name one female inventor who actually contributed something worthwhile.
TheXYGhost
You have 3 kids from three guys and you tell me that I have commitment issues.
TheXYGhost
Her : My kids and I are a package deal.
TheXYGhost : That’s a deal I’m not worthy of receiving.
Breaking up creates a wave of attention for her.
TheXYGhost
Are you really so arrogant that you think men are here to serve your every whim without you lifting a finger in return?
TheXYGhost
If your girl wakes up early on a weekend, gives you a BJ before she leaves for “yoga class”, she is not going to yoga, she is meeting another man.
TheXYGhost
Her : My kids and I are a package deal.
TheXYGhost : Give that package to someone that cares.
No matter how good her married life is, she will find a reason to complain.
TheXYGhost
Are you so arrogant that you really believe that men are put on this earth to serve your every need without any reciprocation on your part?
TheXYGhost
I’m not afraid of a woman. I’m afraid of 10,000 simps and a society that is willing to take action on a one sided false accusation.
TheXYGhost
Her : My kids and I are a package deal.
TheXYGhost : Return to sender.
Her : Why is it so hard for a man to understand a hint?
TheXYGhost : Why do you feel the need to speak in riddles?
If you look down on your man for being “weak” at home, where the hell is he supposed to drop his guard? Does he have to defend himself against you, too?
TheXYGhost
Your biological clock is ticking and you want me to rush out and buy you a ring? Buy me a Corvette.
TheXYGhost
Her : My kids and I are a package deal.
TheXYGhost : My intolerance and I are a package deal as well.
You’re always hunting for a bargain, yet when a man offers to pay half your damn expenses, you kick him to the curb and call him a loser. Who’s the real loser here?
TheXYGhost
Within days, a woman will know every single one of your faults.
Within her lifetime, she will never see any of her own.
TheXYGhost
Her : My kids and I are a package deal.
TheXYGhost : I’ll pass.
She left her son’s father and moved to another country. She was so angry when her son’s wife did the same.
TheXYGhost