1. Approach you
2. Introduce herself to you
3. Make the first move
4. Open up with a “line”
5. Ask for your number
6. Make the first call
7. Suggest a date
8. Set up a first date
9. Initiate the first date
10. Pick you up
11. Hold open a door for you
12. Buy you a gift
13. Drive to the date
14. Initiate conversations
15. Maintain conversation
16. Make you laugh
17. Make you happy
18. Pay for the date
19. Drive you home
20. Initiate the first kiss
21. Initiate any communication after the first date
22. Help you out
23. Risk her life for you
24. Protect you with her life
25. Commit to you
26. Buy you an engagement ring
27. Get on one knee and propose marriage
28. Pay for a wedding
29. Buy you a house
30. Buy you a car
31. Buy you a wedding ring
32. Initiate sex
33. Perform better than your last 20 partners
34. Work hard to support your expensive taste
35. Work two or three jobs to support you
But if you fail at any of the above things she will never do for you, she will initiate a new boyfriend (and at that point she will not consider it cheating), initiate a divorce, take your home, kids, pension, 401(k), stock portfolio, and force you to pay alimony, child support, and the mortgage for the house she now shares with your replacement as he tucks your kids in at night.
If you think she wronged you, remember this: you picked her. That means you should have known she was planning this. It is all your fault. You must have done something wrong, because she is never wrong.
In fact, she will initiate nothing with you, except the divorce.
And you wonder why men are not begging to do this all over again.
Do you think this was done to break up families, confuse children, emasculate men, and destroy their power?
