
I don’t need no wife. I can cook, clean and can afford good times on my own.
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I don’t need no wife. I can cook, clean and can afford good times on my own.
TheXYGhost

Momma’s baby, father’s maybe.
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Women, do you want a man in your life? Pay for the first date!
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Three days before her wedding, she called her ex-boyfriend to see if he wanted to marry her instead.
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Why do women equate their bad behavior to being in their masculine mindset?
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She can’t afford her rent but she can afford a breast enhancement, wigs, nails and tattoos.
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It is not my job to woo a woman, to be her provider while she secretly seeks providers with more resources. She saves her money while spending yours. No more free rides.
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She siphoned money from her husband’s bank account for 20 years. When he found out, she was shocked that he saw that as a betrayal.
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Her : Where are all the good men?
TheXYGhost : You mean you haven’t settled down yet?

She wants a leader but she feels it’s oppressive to follow.
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Her : You are just not good in bed.
TheXYGhost : Don’t blame me that your number one performer left you. That goes for number 2,3,4,5,6,7 and 8.

She spends money she does not have to become someone she is not, for approval that never lasts from people she will never know.
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Her : Where are all the good men?
TheXYGhost : A real man wants a real woman.

Women hate rejection. This is why they never approach men.
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I’m starting to hate Steve Harvey. Every dating advice he gives revolves around the man doing and spending more then the next guy, else he is cheap.
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She wants a rich man to take her out of poverty so she can find a man who is wealthy.
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Her : Where are all the good men?
TheXYGhost : You had your chance in your 20’s. You’re 43 now, give it a rest. They ain’t looking for you.

Competitive successful men never put their women on pedestals.
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Men, help your male friends, they will reciprocate. If you help a woman, she will go against you.
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Happy wife, happy life. If she isn’t happy, she’ll make everybody miserable.
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Her : Where are all the good men?
TheXYGhost : Did you ever have a man in your life?

Is she making you wait until marriage while she’s sleeping with others and has a child?
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Thanks to feminism, the average weight of a woman has increased by 40 to 50 pounds depending on the study.
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“This relationship is not working” really means, “Fight for me.” If you do, you’re perceived as desperate. If you don’t, she interprets it as you don’t love her.
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Her : Where are all the good men?
TheXYGhost : You are not a lady.