Month: April 2024

Her: Buy me a ring and get on one knee.
 
TheXYGhost : Why would I want to bribe you and beg to be your servant?

As her personal provider, she feels it’s your obligation to provide her with anything she can think up.
 
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TheXYGhost : Why did you divorce your husband?
 
Her : He was too perfect.

He’s the perfect height, weight, age, status and has the right income. She rejected him because he’s a Sagittarius.
 
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I laugh when a single mom’s child goes on their own. No child support payment to support the mom.
 
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An unhappy wife will make everyone in the family miserable.
 
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TheXYGhost : Why did you divorce your husband?
 
Her : He didn’t love me enough.

Choose the wrong restaurant on the first date, and you’re a loser. Ask her to choose, and you’re not leading the way she wants.
 
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If colleges gave a 4.0 GPA to a rape victim on campus, would there be an increase in rape cases?
 
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She left him when he started catching on to her manipulation.
 
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TheXYGhost : Why did you divorce your husband?
 
Her : I was never attracted to him in the first place.

Ask her to cover the bills for 4 months. If she does, she’s a keeper.
 
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Sleeping beauty never took an active role in seeking a partner. Waited for a Prince to find her as she hid in the forest.
 
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She’s 54 years old and she has not found “The One” yet, but she’s waiting for him to arrive. 
 
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She was upset when her husband survived his surgery.
 
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Her : He is not making me happy.
 
TheXYGhost : You gave a man total control over your happiness and gave him no instructions?

It’s time to be treated as royalty by the females that want you to protect them with your lives.
 
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She wants a man to change to suit her image of perfection.
 
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He worked 2 jobs for 38 years to support his family. At his funeral, his wife, who never worked complained that he left her 2 car payments.
 
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In a beginnings of a relationship, when she points out a flaw she sees in you, tell her to find a perfect man and repay her by pointing out a flaw you notice in her.
 
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Her: Men are intimidated by me.
 
TheXYGhost : Why do you go around intimidating men?

She wants to change him but she hates that he changed for her.
 
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She may like you for who you are but she’ll only want you for what you have.
 
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In a new relationship if she points out any problem she sees in you, tell her to finds perfect men then tell her a flaw you see in her. 
 
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A relationship between a man and a woman begins to break down when the women wants the man to manage her emotions.
 
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